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Posted on 21st Oct at 1:08 AM, with 72,387 notes
internetexplwhorer:

THIS IS SO SATISFYING I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT EDITED LIKE THIS
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internetexplwhorer:

THIS IS SO SATISFYING I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT EDITED LIKE THIS

Posted on 21st Oct at 1:06 AM, with 312,451 notes

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

Posted on 21st Oct at 1:06 AM, with 20,008 notes

fohk:

*is proud of dark circles*

*is proud of looking like death*

Posted on 21st Oct at 1:04 AM, with 43,309 notes

soewavy:

erica9876:

bucketeyes:

unexplained-events:

Franco Banfi

A swiss diver, captured these pictures of one of the six anacondas he saw on his 10 day trip to Mato Grosso in Brazil. This one was about 26-feet long.

"At the first moment it’s scary because you don’t know the animal and everybody says it’s dangerous. ‘But after a while you understand that nothing happens if you respect the snake. ‘I have never been so close to a snake like this before. But I think a small poisonous snake is more scary than a big one. At least you can see the anacondas clearly and know what they’re doing." - Franco Banfi

It’s like a horror story

karameldragon

YO FUCK THAT THAT THING IS HUGE

Posted on 21st Oct at 1:03 AM, with 215,481 notes

geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul

Posted on 21st Oct at 1:02 AM, with 359,491 notes

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

Posted on 21st Oct at 12:57 AM, with 7,077 notes

theshortycorporal:

STOP SCROLLING

imagine levi commanding titan eren just like remy does in ratatouille

CONTINUE SCROLLING

Posted on 21st Oct at 12:57 AM, with 265,254 notes

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

Posted on 21st Oct at 12:57 AM, with 228,479 notes
(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)
Posted on 21st Oct at 12:55 AM, with 250,448 notes

thegayteen:

somewhereoverthebarricade:

Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

god bless

Posted on 21st Oct at 12:52 AM, with 19,804 notes

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

"he likes girls too much to be gay"

wait hold on i have an idea

what if, no, hear me out, what if

bisexual

Posted on 21st Oct at 12:52 AM, with 164,435 notes

dead-wolfwood:

"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"

NO MERCY.

Posted on 21st Oct at 12:50 AM, with 99,324 notes
outerspacecake:

mairzydotes:

Raise your hand if you used to play with these things for hours and if you came across them again you would still play with them for hours.

#i need the name
tangrams
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outerspacecake:

mairzydotes:

Raise your hand if you used to play with these things for hours and if you came across them again you would still play with them for hours.

tangrams

Posted on 21st Oct at 12:49 AM, with 994,528 notes

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

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